I pity the Fool...

that doesn't have one of these...

Mr. T has a way with words -- HIS way. If Mr. T says "Shut up, Fool!"
chances are you're gonna shut up... and quick.
This electronic device contains digital samples of six MR. T SAYINGS
I Pity The Fool
Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka
Quit Your Jibba Jabba
Don't Make Me Mad (groan)
First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T
Shut Up, Fool!
When the situation calls for it, just press the appropriate button and let
Mr. T handle things in his Mr. T way.
Mr. T himself recorded the sayings for Mr. T In Your Pocket, so you know you're getting the real thing. Batteries are included so you can put this to work right out of the package.

So Quit Your Jibba Jabba and buy one, sucka!
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